I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Just pee around me
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
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