One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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