I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
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