The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
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It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
Did I show you my penis last night?
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
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we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
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There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
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