that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I have aggressive nipples.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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