Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
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you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
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Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
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