I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
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The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
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So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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