I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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