You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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