so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
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He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
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the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
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