Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
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we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
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The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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