Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
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His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
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I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?