I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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