You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
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