i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
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