the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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