The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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