No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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