You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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