I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Just cropdusted the office
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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