"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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