And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
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Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
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He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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