Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
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were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
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well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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