they said they heard you say put it in my butt
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
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I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
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She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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