you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
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