talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Define "chronic" masturbator.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
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