you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
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I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
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We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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