We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
i love accidental penises.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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