i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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