1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
He has the fingertips of a God
Randomize
