think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
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I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
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fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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