I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
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you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
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You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
sex in a hospital.. check
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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