dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
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Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
You're a waste of cheezeits
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Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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