literally had 100 drinks last night.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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