walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
These 23 People Had The Most Insane Spring Breaks Ever
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
25 Women On How They Let Their Oblivious Partners Know They Want To Bone
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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