Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
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we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
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Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
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