Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won