Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(513): View more from Ohio

WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE

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(561): View more from Florida

i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed

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(727): View more from Florida

and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"

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(763): View more from Minnesota

It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.

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(519): View more from Ontario

He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.

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(513): View more from Ohio

Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?

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