grandma shit on top of the toilet
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
It’s A Miracle These 21 Promiscuous People Don’t Have STDs
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
These 27 Infuriatingly Annoying Habits Will Ruin Your Day
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.