It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
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There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
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Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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