Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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