You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
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