That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
He told me they were just razor bumps!
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
