Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
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