she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
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She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
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I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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