girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Randomize
