my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
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