Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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