i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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