You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I think my fart just growled at me.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Randomize
