OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
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you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
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Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
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