i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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