I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
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