At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
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Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
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This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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