talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
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Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.