Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Randomize
