Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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