Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
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she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
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He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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