yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
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