you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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