i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
not ubering you a puppy
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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