my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
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I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
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Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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